-~=Names: Jarod, Jarreddo, Red.=~-

-~=Gender: Male.=~-

-~=Religion: Agnostic.=~-

-~=Sexuality: Bi.=~-

-~=Location: California.=~-

-~=Favorite movies: "Sixteen Candles" and "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".=~-

-~=Favorite bands: Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, Primus, Modest Mouse, Bright Eyes, Cibo Matto, AC/DC, Tenacious D.=~-

-~=Favorite authors: Neil Gaiman, Tom Robbins, Michael Crichton.=~-

-~=Favorite articles of clothing: Top hats, ties, other random accessories.=~-

-~=Favorite colors: Forest green or turquoise.=~-

-~=If you want to get to know me: Talk to me.=~-

-~=That is, unless: You're highly religious, homophobic, conservative, humorless, or easily offended.=~-

-~=You'll probably still: Consider me an asshole anyway.=~-

-~=Just so you: Know beforehand.=~-